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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. "My phone`s about to die." -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call
  2. "Waiter, I`d like to send this back" -m`am, I believe that`s your husband.
  3. The good thing about being tall is, you can`t get lost in a crowd. The bad thing is, you can`t get lost in a crowd.
  4. Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind a guy on a stationary bike and pretend you`re angrily chasing him.
  5. I went to the bank and said I`d like to open a joint account. They said "With who?" I said "Anyone who has a lot of money!"
  6. Breakfast in bed probably means you are dating someone. Dinner in bed means you`re probably single.
  7. Behind every beautiful woman, is a beautiful behind.
  8. Any amusement you may have experienced from my past posts are in no way a guarantee of future performance.... Please initial here and sign here.
  9. It’s what people don’t know about each other that makes them such good friends.
  10. I took a sexual harassment course this afternoon ....I think I`m gonna be pretty good at it.
  11. I hate it when TV shows say they contain "adult situations" but then don`t show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up their kid`s vomit.
  12. I have heard of women that aren`t crazy, but I`ve also heard of Unicorns.
  13. People who cook Hot Pockets in the oven, Where are you getting all this free time?
  14. Wife really liked the "sex anytime, anywhere" coupon I gave her. Probably should have specified "with me"




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