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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. The high cost of livin ain`t nothin like the cost of livin high
  2. I am out of wine, so I ate a bag of grapes and threw myself down the stairs.
  3. Shouldn`t there have been at least one scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel`s mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man`s shed?"
  4. I love nostalgia. Not sure what it means, but it reminds me of magical words from my childhood.
  5. When suffering from insomnia I either count sheep or ask my GF how her day was.
  6. If at first you don´t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  7. Always thought the 4 words I never wanted to hear from my wife was "I want a divorce". Turns out its actually, "What is your password".
  8. Is snaxting a thing? Texting each other pics of your snacks? Cause I feel like I’d be pretty good at that.
  9. There`s something I need to get off my chest: Darned Cheetos crumbs.
  10. Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it.
  11. wants to rock and roll all night
  12. Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn`t make the cut.
  13. Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.
  14. My girlfriend says I need to grow up. I think she`s just angry I didn`t give her the password to my pillow fort.




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