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1. "Just be yourself" doesn`t work if you suck.
   
2. The ‘poke’ button on Facebook should be replaced with a ‘slap’ button.
   
3. The downside of DVR is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago
   
4. If I`ve learned anything from 50 Shades of Grey, its that women still haven`t figured out you can watch porn at home... for free.
   
5. I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.
   
6. Behind every great women is a man checking out her a$$
   
7. Where does Peter Pan have his lunch? At Wendy`s.
   
8. People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99% of the titties.
   
9. Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become.
   
10. The reason grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup are such a great combination is because they are the same basic ingredients as pizza.
    
11. People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face.
    
12. Yes... I repost. Isn`t that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that`s your fault...
    
13. Getting that beach body is easy. You just have to know where to dig.
    
14. I`m on my 5th coffee, just in case you`re wondering about the "other way" to get to Narnia .
    
    
    
    
    
    

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