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1. I`ve ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child.
   
2. My friend named her female dog Karma... Karmas a bitch.
   
3. Getting out of bed feels like the worst thing that’s ever happened to me ... every time it happens.
   
4. Standing up: Wow, I`m actually kind of skinny. Sitting down: Okay, maybe not..
   
5. Congratulations! I`ve finally snapped, and you`re first on my list!
   
6. It`s almost Valentines Day and I still don`t know what to get myself yet.
   
7. Just once would I like to see the "Phone a Friend" lifeline on Millionaire go straight to voicemail.
   
8. Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
   
9. Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant.
   
10. Tonight I’m going to have my favorite drink. It’s called “a lot.”
    
11. Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn`t have to end at work
    
12. I haven`t seen any new episodes of Gilligan`s Island in awhile... I hope they`re OK.
    
13. I wish that just once, the clerk would just put the Monopoly money in the drawer and hand me a receipt
    
14. Day 10: I am thankful there are only 20 days left for all my friends to be thankful about how awesome their lives are.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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