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1. Does lying face down on this carpet make me look unsociable?
   
2. You know something bad is about to happen when someone says "Hold my beer and watch this."
   
3. You do realize everyone can see your status right?
   
4. I thought I was having déjà vu, but it turns out I do the exact same things every day.
   
5. Somehow the talk went a little wrong with my 7 year old and now he`s convinced that birds have sex with bees and now he won`t eat honey.
   
6. Some people are like water balloons, they’re more fun when you throw them out the window.
   
7. I’m not going bald. I’m getting more head.
   
8. If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me more than a week to realize that I`m not at work anymore....
   
9. Whenever I give money to the homeless, I get yelled at that "they are just gonna buy booze with it". All I can think is ... Oh like I wasn`t ..
   
10. What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake?
    
11. what happends when chemists pass away...We Barium.
    
12. If you are not sweating while doing it...then you are doing it wrong.
    
13. There is no time to check time
    
14. dreams of a better world... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
    
    
    
    
    
    

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