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1. I end a sentence with "just sayin" because ending it with "dumbass" would be offensive.
   
2. Here is your New Years Resolution. All of that stupid sh!t you did last year? Don’t do that crap this year. Done. You’re welcome.
   
3. Got kicked out of the hospital. Apparently the “head nurse” is just the one in charge of the other nurses.
   
4. Maybe it`s the washer and not the dryer that steals the socks.
   
5. Sunglasses: I don’t want to make awkward eye contact with certain people.
   
6. On my bucket list: To be chased through a kitchen at a Chinese restaurant like in the movies.
   
7. No, I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and everyone thinks I’m joking.
   
8. The mind is like a parachute .... It doesn`t work if it isn`t open.
   
9. "Spring Ahead" this weekend for Daylight Saving Time proves there is a much quicker way than Facebook to lose an hour in your life....
   
10. The longer I`m left unattended in the Drs office the more tongue depressors I can lick and put back in the jar..... Just sayin
    
11. I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.
    
12. love
    
13. Did you know dryer sheets double as toilet paper and leave your a$$ smelling like meadows and rain drops?
    
14. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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