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1. Wine: How classy people get trashed.
   
2. Note To Self: Even if someone really needs it, strangling them is still illegal.
   
3. Money can`t buy you happiness, but it does give you the ability to rent it until you die.
   
4. So far I’ve spent most of 2016 flipping off the weather channel.
   
5. Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
   
6. The trouble with going out in the cold at my age is by the time I get all bundled up, I’ve forgotten where I was going.
   
7. Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with.
   
8. There is no life on earth without water. Because without water, there is no coffee. And without coffee, I`ll kill you all.
   
9. Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy.
   
10. Some people need a shock collar. I need the remote.
    
11. The mailman just delivered an 8-track of Boz Skaggs Greatest Hits. I guess this fulfills my Columbia House obligation.
    
12. I know it’s rain but I hate when my coworker tell me how many inches they got last night.
    
13. I need to stop lying to myself ... This bag of Reese cups will never make it to Halloween
    
14. If I didn’t drink, how would my friends know I loved them at 2AM?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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