DSSLogo
Monday January 13, 2025


Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. The meek shall inherit the earth. Probably because they`re the only ones who won`t complain about what we`ve done to it.
  2. The only government agency that listens to you is the NSA.
  3. Karate is just a violent way of making people smell your feet.
  4. That weird moment when u just say "what`s up " to someone and they thing you`re a shrink.
  5. I`ll never become mature enough to not laugh out loud when the person in the stall next to me farts so loud it sounds like a volcano just erupted.
  6. FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END
  7. Falling in love is just like falling down a well, except one is dank, dark and scary, and can really hurt you, and the other is a well.
  8. 8 more days and I will finally get rid of last years Halloween candy.
  9. I`ve been on a diet for 2 weeks and all I`ve lost is 14 days.
  10. Always envied the kids who showed up to school with their 64 count Crayola crayons. If I wanted Burgundy or Salmon I had to ask in shame.
  11. Here, take my hand. Now slap yourself with it.
  12. Saying "cool" also means, I don`t give a sh!t.
  13. No man has ever won a game of `notice anything different about me?`
  14. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!




    ©2025 Daily Silly Status