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1. Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
   
2. Some things get in the way of my happiness, so I ignore them.
   
3. Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing
   
4. Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a brick, I`d throw it at you.
   
5. Any hedge can be a maze if you are drunk enough.
   
6. I don`t know what is longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.
   
7. I have two moods: sleep is for the weak and sleeping for a week.
   
8. I`ve been single so long now I don`t remember what it`s like for someone to be mad at me for something I didn`t even know it did!
   
9. I`ve been working with this alcohol free program for like six months and it`s really taken a toll on me ... I mean, I`m broke and as far as I`m concerned, they can buy their own alcohol.
   
10. Life is just like a p@nis: Simple, relaxed and hanging freely, It`s the women who make it hard.
    
11. Rob Stalker for congressman........Stalker....a name you can trust.
    
12. I saved over $1000.00 on Black Friday. I stayed home and didn`t shop.
    
13. You`re never too old to ride in a radio flyer wagon but apparently you can be too fat.
    
14. is wondering if the hokey pokey is really what it´s all about
    
    
    
    
    
    

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