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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. The problem with the rest of the world is that they are always 5 drinks behind.
  2. By 5, the human child can walk and feed itself, but doesn`t yet stray from home, as it relies on parents for tablet charging and maintenance
  3. My neighbor`s are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.
  4. I`m going to test my theory that tequila kills the flu... Or brain cells... Whatever, doesn`t matter... something`s gonna die tonight.
  5. I asked my mom for money and she said "Does it look like I am made of money?" I said "Well isn`t that what M.O.M stands for?"
  6. If you can’t face it, moon it.
  7. Until they get this spell-check problem with the iPhone fixed, it would be best not to text your wife and tell her she is looking fit.
  8. I think it’s funny when dogs hide under the bed when they’re scared. I’m like “you idiot, that’s the first place monsters go!”
  9. People should be required to pay an extra dollar for every syllable of their coffee order.
  10. I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
  11. My only trick for looking younger, is when an 80`s song comes on I try to look completely confused and slightly disgusted.
  12. Sometimes, I don`t know how I`m going to get through the day. Then I remember: I have beers waiting for me at home. I can do this for them
  13. Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self centered lives already in progress.
  14. Who says I can`t relate to today`s youth? I overheard a teenager saying he loved "riding on E" and I was like "I totally get it, gas is so damn expensive".




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