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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. I’m beginning to believe that successful relationships come down to Netflix compatibility.
  2. I used to be in a band called ‘Missing Cat’. You probably saw our posters on poles.
  3. Great idea for an April Fools Prank ... Hide all of the desktop icons on someone`s computer and replace their wallpaper with a screenshot of their old desktop.
  4. I`ll call it a "smart phone" the day I yell, "Where`s my freaking phone?!" and it answers, "I`m here! Under your jacket!"
  5. My wife wants to have more kids but I don`t want to have to learn anyone else`s name.
  6. "Being naked isn`t fun" - said no one ever.
  7. People saying "Laugh my a$$ off" and still having an a$$ next time I see them is the reason I have trust issues.
  8. Do you realize that Scrooge was essentially water-boarded into changing his outlook on Christmas?
  9. Objects in spandex are larger than they appear
  10. Whenever someone says to me “Things could be worse” I punch them in the face and say “Like that?”
  11. Every conversation should come with a snooze button. That way if you`re being too boring, I can push a button and keep you from talking for the next 10 minutes.
  12. Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to "unstable".
  13. love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.
  14. This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.




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