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1. There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
   
2. What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.
   
3. Dad: Son its a fact that masturbation can lead to blindness. Me: Dad... Im over here ..
   
4. So no pizza place on Ninja Turtles ever questioned the delivery address being “The Sewer”
   
5. Just give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
   
6. You are so selfish! You´re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!
   
7. I got pulled over for drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn`t even know I was driving.
   
8. "It`s not you, it`s me." -Twins looking at some family photos
   
9. Haters gunna hate,potatoes gunna patate!!
   
10. When I was a kid... No wait. I still do that.
    
11. Actions speak louder than passive aggressive Facebook statuses.
    
12. You can`t control who comes into your life. But you can control which window you throw them out of.
    
13. Anyone going to stare at their phones anywhere cool this weekend?
    
14. The only reason I offer to be the designated driver is so people will get used to seeing me load lifeless bodies into my car.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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