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1. School is like an erection. It`s long and hard unless you`re Asian.
   
2. If I go sleep at 6 in the morning, does it mean I go to sleep early or late?
   
3. Always have a goal... Example: Turn as much alcohol into urine as you can.
   
4. Divorce is expensive because its worth it.
   
5. I really hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?
   
6. Whoever said, "All men are created equal", has obviously never been to a nude beach
   
7. Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.
   
8. The "I got your nose" game is fun to play with kids, but try it on the pharmacist at Target & she`ll call security.
   
9. It turns out that playing strip solitaire isn`t nearly as much fun as playing strip poker. Especially at work...
   
10. Dear Fork, I understand that we haven`t spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon
    
11. Just saw a guy driving while eating ice cream. F*cking sundae drivers.
    
12. Another funny thing about this status is when you finally realize that it talks about nothing? its all ready too late to stop reading. lol
    
13. They say dolphins are the second smartest animal after humans, but I`ve never seen a dolphin with a face tattoo.
    
14. Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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