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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you´re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.
  2. Just seen the new Batman shampoo in Costco. I can`t believe they haven`t paired it up with a conditioner Gordon.
  3. Me: "The only person I need in my life is you." Bartender: "Please stop trying to hold my hand."
  4. Crazy? ... My therapist does say I should quit talking to myself.
  5. My greatest achievement today was writing this status.
  6. One of my biggest fears is that my car secretly records me singing.
  7. How many divorced guys does it take to change a lightbulb?...........Who cares, they NEVER get the house anyways
  8. Lesson Learned: I poured bleach on the asshole that cut me off at the self-checkout. According to the cop, I misunderstood asshole bleaching.
  9. My girlfriend asked me to send some dirty pics. So I sent her a picture of my sink full of dishes. :)
  10. Everything I need to know in life I learned in kindergarten... if you poop your pants they let you go home.
  11. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!! (To all of my FB friends, please don`t read this until the appropriate day)
  12. There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
  13. Thanksgiving is a great time to test the boundaries of how drunk you can get before your family members notice.
  14. I like to read magazines about parenting. That way, I can learn all the things my parents did wrong and I can go back to them and say "See? This is the reason I am like I am."




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