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1. Love is like Wi-Fi, you can`t see it, but you know when you`ve lost it.
   
2. Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I`d like to bring a guest.
   
3. Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
   
4. Men are like cheap dishes - easily broken & completely replaceable!
   
5. Yoga pants are just push up bras for your butt.
   
6. Isn`t it strange that bankruptcy attorneys don`t let you make payments....
   
7. If I weren´t such an alcoholic I would throw my drink in your face
   
8. Stages of Drunk: 1. Wow. I can dance. 2. All hats look GOOD on me. 3. Shhh. Don`t wake up the cows.
   
9. Eventually, the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.
   
10. At this point Washington DC is basically just an elaborate promotional stunt for Grand Theft Auto V.
    
11. I can’t prove this, but I swear I used to be smarter, funnier, and less tired
    
12. I listen to all of of the voices in my head...except the one named Reason. He makes NO sense to me.
    
13. Thank God for Facebook otherwise we would never know what fireworks look like.
    
14. If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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