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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. I downloaded this app called "Hide & Go Seek". Ever since then I cant find my damn phone.
  2. Relationship status: I get the remote to myself!
  3. There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.
  4. About 110,000 people contract chlamydia each month, more than signed up for Obamacare. Obamacare is less popular than chlamydia.
  5. Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command.
  6. I heard Disney bought and are relocating the White House to Disneyland. They Say, it will be the new Center Piece of FANTASY LAND.
  7. People – the most gentle, loving, kind, sympathetic, peaceful and caring creatures in the world. Especially when they need something from you.
  8. My ex got run down by a bus today. I thought "Wow, that could have been me!" but I can`t drive a bus.
  9. it`s a fact that flies on screens are not afraid of cursors
  10. My mind says go to the gym but my heart says food.
  11. If your girlfriend says she`s going out to run some errands and comes back with 6 bags from the mall...You might be dating my wife.
  12. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else...
  13. I am the type to fart in a crowded train and get just as upset as everyone else.
  14. I`m so deep in the friendzone that I`ve met her boyfriends parents




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