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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. Where do homeless people find all these sharpies?
  2. How do you know you`re old? ... Check your glove box for paper maps ...
  3. The secret to eternal life and happiness could be hidden in the Terms & Conditions and we would never know.
  4. This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin.. I don’t even know what that means but now I’m hungry.
  5. Guys, Everyone. Listen. I`m going to say two words that will change your lives. Pizza Tacos. I know. Just breath.
  6. You know those people who get all excited and lovey with puppies at pet stores? Same. But I`m in a liquor store.
  7. I`m so ghetto.... I had lights and water bill in my name before the age of 3..
  8. I hope all your dreams come true, especially that one where you`re being chased by a giant spider.
  9. Wearing my pajamas to Walmart. I don`t want to attract any attention.
  10. My road to success is under construction and all the workers are out getting sh!tfaced.
  11. You`ve already put up your Christmas tree? That`s nothing. I`m already drunk for St. Patrick`s Day.
  12. Me, on phone to credit card company: What if you just break my kneecaps and we call it even?
  13. I will probably die as a result of being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time.
  14. Let this be known as my Living Will. I do not wish to be cremated. If the Zombie Apocalypse happens I would like to be a part of it.




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