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1. My favorite moment is the 5 minutes every day when coffee overlaps with wine.
   
2. I`m not feeling myself today ... would you do it for me?
   
3. I`m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar.
   
4. Roses are red, violets are blue, If i had a brick id throw it at you.
   
5. You know what`s more miraculous than a video with a million view but no dislikes on YouTube? The detention sheet empty for my class.
   
6. I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
   
7. I answered the door in my underwear. That WAS the tip, pizza guy!
   
8. Shout out to all the ladies at church today in the same clothes from the club last night.
   
9. The best part about going to Wal-Mart is having the book aisles all to yourself.
   
10. I`m flattered that you took time out from your lack of a life to judge mine.
    
11. I think it`s about time Taylor Swift wrote a song called "Maybe I`m the Problem"
    
12. scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status
    
13. Did you know , that if you use asterisk , you can do anything you want ? * gets on a t-rex and gallops away into the sunset *
    
14. It is impossible to look cool while holding onto a leash attached to a dog who is taking a crap.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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