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1. Marco Polo must really hate sitting near a swimming pool.
   
2. If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I’ll be out sick.
   
3. You know you watch too much porn when you go to a hospital expecting a threesome.
   
4. Don`t be scared of the government shutdown, liquor stores are run by the states.
   
5. I love salad! Just wish it had the taste and texture of pizza.
   
6. If weed is ever legalized, I can`t wait to see the commercials...
   
7. I had the greatest bowel movement at 2am......unfortunately I woke up at 8am (<>..<>)
   
8. I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said "I saw that"
   
9. My theory: Every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel
   
10. why would anyone want a baby? It`s just another thing you have to clean
    
11. Wives give sound advice. 99% sound, 1% advice.
    
12. Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from your neighbor`s house is genius.
    
13. I was trying to have a mature arguement but "look, you ignorant f*cktard" just popped out
    
14. I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said "No!". For one thing, we don`t have any kids...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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