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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. How is it that when you are dead and a zombie you can rip open a man`s ribcage, but when you are alive you struggle with a bag of chips?
  2. It hurts when you goto unfriend someone only to discover they beat you to it
  3. I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not?
  4. According to physics heat makes matter expand.....therefore I don`t have a weight problem....I`m just hot
  5. WEB MD should have a simple answer like “Calm down-you probably just ate too many cookies!”
  6. I have just one thing to ask you people who say the memory is the first thing to go: What did I come in here for?
  7. People who say they sleep like a baby usually dont have one
  8. thinks we need to think like a first grade teacher and separate Romney and Gingrich next time they debate!
  9. Roses are red, Violets are blue... Sunflowers are yellow. I bet you thought this would be something sweet and charming, but it`s just some garden facts.
  10. Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it.
  11. Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a mans attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
  12. There’s a police helicopter above my house right now, so I’m cashing in and calling everyone who has ever said “when pigs fly.”
  13. Somewhere in the world right now, somebody is buying a house based on its potential for great bathroom selfies.
  14. I spend my weekends farting in libraries and then shushing people that complain.




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