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1. I don’t care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it.
   
2. Ever have the experience of staring at an outfit hanging in your closet and wondering which of the personalities did the shopping that day?
   
3. I made a chicken salad today... The little bastard didn`t even eat it.
   
4. Starting tomorrow, whatever life throws at me, I`m ducking so it hits someone else!
   
5. Work like you don`t have proof of citizenship, Love like you were on a reality TV show, and dance like you were being thrown 100 dollar bills at
   
6. Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions.
   
7. Sorry I can`t go out tonight, I can`t find anyone to cover my Facebook shift.
   
8. If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a complete loser.
   
9. Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package.
   
10. Yes officer, I know my driving is not 100% perfect, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk.
    
11. Surveys say 1 out of every 2 people suck at math. It`s terrible that 80% of the population can`t even do the easiest calculations.
    
12. Happy birthday to my Pet Rock who is 453,786,321 years old today!
    
13. I’m back on my feet again!! Wait, false alarm the remote is right here.
    
14. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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