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1. You`re uglier than..... well, you`re the example.
   
2. Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of stuff going on?
   
3. I will stop eating ice cream out of the container once I make it completely level.
   
4. someone told me I am immature and need to grow up ... so guess who is not allowed in my snow fort!!!
   
5. I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won`t have to talk to them.
   
6. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
   
7. Why is there Head & Shoulders shampoo? Who has hair on their shoulders? Who`s shampooing their shoulder hair? ... please come forward.
   
8. I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas...
   
9. How do I like my eggs? ... Ummm, in a cake
   
10. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer
    
11. Stop, drop, and roll isn`t just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation.
    
12. mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that
    
13. I will never miss you, because I`m a really good shooter.
    
14. Learning to "stop drop and roll" in elementary school lead me to believe catching on fire would be a much more frequent problem in life.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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