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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. Every woman in this world is beautiful...........except for the ugly ones!
  2. Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow.
  3. Apparently, walking up behind a girl in the produce isle with celery in my hand and saying "I`m stalking you" was much funnier in my head.
  4. If life Sucks, what makes you think death doesn`t Blow??
  5. Mary, mary quit contrary, watched their garden thrive. The cops found seed of a very odd weed; Now they`s doing three to five.
  6. Some people are like water balloons, they’re more fun when you throw them out the window.
  7. Sometimes I get shivers in my spine just thinking about how much tougher Popeye would`ve been if he`d eaten fresh spinach instead of canned.
  8. I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I`m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
  9. Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
  10. Yoga is a great way to meet and embarrass yourself in front of women
  11. Don`t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.
  12. Don`t ask me for childcare advice unless you want nuggets of wisdom like "always punch holes in the box so they can breathe."
  13. I find myself highly addicted to books as of late. Once I start coloring the first few pages I can`t stop....
  14. If my walls could talk, they`d probably say "stop running into me you idiot"




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