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1. It`s pretty cool how vodka always has such `great` ideas.
   
2. word of the day: nincomtard
   
3. String cheese is the sexiest of the cheeses. It’s like you get to undress it.
   
4. Four words that I never want to hear: we`re out of beer
   
5. I don`t know why beer companies bother with an expiration date. It`s never going to make it anywhere near that.
   
6. Hit me with your pet shark #RuinAn80sSong
   
7. When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
   
8. Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 40 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 3. Now close your eyes.... It`s dark isn`t it.
   
9. This cashier looked at my 12 bottles of weed spray so weirdly, I suspect she`s never broken a lawnmower before.
   
10. If a clown farts, does it smell funny?
    
11. When I die, I am going to haunt the f*ck out of you people.
    
12. I`m no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose "baby weight" is to have the baby.
    
13. Why are you walking away when we`re in the middle of discussing our wedding plans? Come back! ... At least give me your number!
    
14. First rule of Pizza club, you don’t share it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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