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1. Your family tree has a couple of coconuts
   
2. Social media - keeping people away from each other since 2006.
   
3. Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but your on Facebook again.
   
4. I believe in looking out for number one. Especially if the dog is not house trained.
   
5. I remember when vodka was just vodka flavored ...
   
6. You are so selfish! You´re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night!
   
7. A boob job sounds like the best job in the world.
   
8. There`s this cool trick I do where I post whatever the f*ck I want becasue this is my account, not yours.
   
9. "This isn`t my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
   
10. When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.
    
11. The difference between me & normal people is the normal
    
12. Before bed, my Dad would always say, "OK son, time to hit the sack." Not sure how me punching him in the balls helped him sleep, but hey, that’s my Dad for ya.
    
13. "Sarcasm is a body`s natural defense against stupid."
    
14. It is impossible to simultaneously keep up a) hope and b) with the Kardashians.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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