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1. You never really know someone until you break up with them. If they don’t go crazy and try to kill you than maybe you should give them a second chance.
   
2. ?-- that guy is cute ?
   
3. I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
   
4. I just got off the couch and I think I accidentally did yoga or some $hit.
   
5. Some people, even in photos, just look like they smell horrible.
   
6. Lets be honest. Half of life is messing up and half is frantically trying to fix it.
   
7. Never let the printer know that you are in a hurry.
   
8. Just seen a homeless dude with a sign that said “too ugly to prostitute”
   
9. I was only 6 numbers away from winning the powerball.
   
10. If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur.
    
11. Sometimes you`ve got to ask yourself: "Why am I talking to myself?"
    
12. Last night I was thrown out of the casino for misunderstanding the use of the Crap table.
    
13. No. My hair magically got shorter.
    
14. One night, as I as lying in bed, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself: "What the f#ck happened to the roof?"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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