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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. There’s a limit of how close you should be to another man when taking a selfie.
  2. If anyone every texts me "who is this" I always respond "Jake from State Farm"
  3. The one good thing about an egotist. They don`t talk about other people.
  4. I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.
  5. There`s a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it`s usually a prescription.
  6. Parallel park, like nobody’s laughing.
  7. Sometimes I feel that I need someone special to complete me, but then I have a pizza and I`m like, "Nope. I`m good."
  8. If people rode their spouses like they did their brakes the divorce rate would drop drastically.
  9. My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on.
  10. You know nothing about a woman until she`s drunk and mad at you
  11. If at first you don`t succeed...Do it the way your wife told you to. ;)
  12. My participation in this meeting will be based solely on the snacks they provide.
  13. I love Costco. You don`t go there thinking you`re gonna buy a 12-pack of watermelons but you`ll probably leave with one.
  14. Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellant. Now, he’ll never have any friends.




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