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1. People will do odd things to get even.
   
2. Dieting is for the birds. Which is why you hardly ever see a fat bird.
   
3. Dang I didn`t make it to the gym today! That makes 5 years in a row
   
4. only 9530 days until retirement.
   
5. I have an irrational fear of speedbumps… but, I’m slowly getting over it.
   
6. The overspray from my windshield washer fluid just totaled a smart car.
   
7. If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don`t make the rules.
   
8. The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
   
9. Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8.
   
10. I`d publish my autobiography but it`s just a bunch of liquor stained pages filled with doodles, and rants about stupid people.
    
11. Tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again.
    
12. Never date someone that works for your cell phone provider. Just sayin
    
13. Growing up we were so poor. If I wasn`t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
    
14. The best part of being a kid is probably saying, f*ck it. I`m going to be Spider-Man today.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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