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1. LIFE TIP: The early worm gets dismembered, and eaten alive!
   
2. Girl: What`s the plan, get me drunk and take advantage of me. Boy: Good, you`ve done this before
   
3. It may not look like it, but I`m actually very handsome.
   
4. We`re all just nudists in disguise.
   
5. Drive-Thru Workers: The longer you make me wait in line, the more change will be used for my payment...
   
6. I love Alfredo sauce ... Unless you`re a dude named Alfredo.
   
7. Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it`s like a high-five for your feet.
   
8. Punctuality is a waste of time since no one is ever there to appreciate it.
   
9. Give up, itsy-bitsy spider. It wasn`t meant to be.
   
10. Never trust a man wearing more than 0 necklaces.
    
11. You can lead a horse to water but I`d rather ride it to the liquor store.
    
12. Don`t you just love it when you see someone who is photogenic, looks perfect in every picture but then when you see them in person you`re like EURGH God Damn! What happened to you in the last 24h!
    
13. Please God cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again, also please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.
    
14. If you`re sad/single/both on valentines day just remember you can buy 40 chicken nuggets at McDonald`s for $8.99
    
    
    
    
    
    

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