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1. I don`t hate you, I`m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
   
2. You know why you like me ... Cause your f*ckin crazy too!!!
   
3. We should have staff meetings in the garden. The plants would love the fertilizer.
   
4. Today is International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready.
   
5. In a parallel alternate universe, my cat and my dog have jobs and I chill at home.
   
6. I want to grow my own food but no one makes pizza seeds.
   
7. I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.
   
8. It`s not often you see a pink poo in your bowl & realize that not everything is edible from the sex shop
   
9. Roses are red, violets are blue, sandwiches are tasty, rhyming is hard
   
10. Just completed my sexual harassment training and I think I`m finally ready to start harassing people.
    
11. You are right when you realize you were wrong.
    
12. My 5yr old learned how to whistle if anyone’s looking for a new 5yr old.
    
13. Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be ok, or some rough sex or whatever....
    
14. I`ve honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people
    
    
    
    
    
    

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