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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
  2. Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
  3. To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky.
  4. As a community service, I send random inmates letters how my life is going to cheer them up.
  5. If this cold snowy weather doesn`t clear up soon, I may never get in the mood to take down the Christmas tree-
  6. Who me? Oh I`m just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun
  7. OMG! I just discovered that if I align them JUST right, that I can make your boobs stand straight up (just like the broom trick)! Message me for an appointment! ;)
  8. I can`t believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.
  9. I told my girlfriend I`m Harry Potter`s Godfather... She laughed hard and said "you can`t be Sirius"
  10. Life is hard, it`s even harder when your stupid.
  11. Those raccoons must of had one heck of a party last night!!!! That`s the 4th one I`ve seen passed out on this road
  12. Walmart...because going to Target requires identity theft protection and a shower.
  13. is procastinating now. Don´t see why I should put it off.
  14. Facebook is like a fridge full of old food you know what is in your fridge but still you go and check if it changed.




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