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1. I always keep a google search for "how to find anyone, anywhere, and kill them" open on my phone in case anyone steals it.
   
2. Some things get in the way of my happiness, so I ignore them.
   
3. Lottery gives you a 1 in 200M chance of skipping work tomorrow...alcohol is 1 in 5. You play your game...I`ll play mine
   
4. When someone says “you’re the best,” just know that it’s not really true because I’m the best.
   
5. Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?
   
6. Shout out to weathermen telling us the barometric pressure like we know what the hell to do with that information.
   
7. We look like we are being productive, but really, we are just talking sh!t about co-workers and how drunk we got last weekend.
   
8. It`s just adorable how the Liquor Store cashier always wishes me a good week as if I won`t be back tomorrow.
   
9. You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
   
10. Wow, I didn`t know my ex was into orgies until I saw the ad on Craig`s list I just posted.
    
11. True Story: People will believe you when start a story saying "True story"
    
12. "Better to be pissed off than pissed on!" Actually, I prefer a third scenario where I`m not angry or covered in piss.
    
13. Ive been invited to farmville! Now what to wear...
    
14. If you fall, I`ll be there - Floor
    
    
    
    
    
    

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