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1. No matter how many lasagna’s you stack on top of each other, ultimately it’s always just one lasagna
   
2. Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could`ve become beer, but didn`t
   
3. My sex tape would just be called Home Alone.
   
4. It’s impossible to bring up life insurance with your spouse without it seeming like you plan to have them whacked.
   
5. There`s a special place in hell reserved for the guy that decided what time McDonalds beakfast ends.
   
6. "Mary had a little lamb. That`s had." - the wolf
   
7. I was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill. People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
   
8. I don`t live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to four days before paycheck...
   
9. To the person who stole my antidepressants..I hope you`re happy now!!!
   
10. I’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more. I don’t even know where sandwiches live...
    
11. As I got older my six-pack turn into a keg.
    
12. Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job
    
13. Dear Fox news,I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.
    
14. The world would be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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