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1. There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
   
2. Life is what happens when your cell phone is charging.
   
3. roses are red , violets are blue , I got five fingers and the 3rd one for you ;)
   
4. Sure, I`ll go to your open bar and watch you get married.
   
5. I wanna steal a Krispy Kreme truck and go on a high speed chase just because it`d be funny to watch a bunch of cops chase a donut truck
   
6. My kids wanna have a water balloon fight later, I just got done putting mine in the freezer... Wanna bet I win...
   
7. If you`re a girl and you drink Vodka... there`s a high probability, I love you.
   
8. My predictive text dictionary doesn’t have “tsunami”, so if you ever get a text from me that says “trumang” start running.
   
9. If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
   
10. My opinion of yoga pants varies depending on if I`m at the gym or if I`m at Wal-Mart
    
11. I enjoy a bit of unnecessary swearing as much as the next f*cker.
    
12. If you try to fail but you succeed which have you done?
    
13. Admit it, we all have that special someone we`d visit if given a tank to drive for a day
    
14. Shout out to the single lady I saw buying a bunch of Duracell batteries on Valentine`s Day.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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