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1. If I meet you for a date and you don`t look anything like your pic, you`re buying drinks for me until you do.
   
2. Thanks to everyone for the Birthday wishes! To anyone who missed it.”No cake for you!!"
   
3. That moment when you offer somebody a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she`s not your friend anymore
   
4. When you upload photos to Fb, i`d appreciate it if you tagged your hot friends ... It makes stalking them MUCH easier, thank you!
   
5. I don’t trust joggers, it’s a little too convenient that they are always the ones to discover dead bodies.
   
6. I have the body of a God. Unfortunately, it`s Buddha.
   
7. The grass was greener on the other side, so we smoked it.
   
8. The hay in baby Jesus`s manger came from Christian Bales.
   
9. Save the US Postal Service. Have the Jehovah Witness and Mormons deliver the mail.
   
10. You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
    
11. Free middle fingers for everyone!!!
    
12. You use Google every day but I bet you can’t remember the order of the colors.
    
13. Admit it, we all have that special someone we`d visit if given a tank to drive for a day
    
14. Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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