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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish my ex wife would die ... That`s as far as I got.
  2. SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won`t be able to see.
  3. No matter how old you are ... swingsets are cool.
  4. My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?" I said: "Of course I would. I`d miss you, but I`d still love you."
  5. There are over 10 different flavors of Ramen Noodles, yet they all taste like poverty and loneliness.
  6. When I get bored I go to a car dealership and ask the salesman to lay in the trunk so I can "see how many I`ll be able to fit".
  7. The weekend is just a bittersweet memory.... I won`t cry because it`s over, I`ll smile because for a few miles they believed I was the real bus driver.
  8. Today, I did it hard, I did it loud, it was wet, and I did it four times in a row. I wish I wasn’t talking about sneezing.
  9. They say that when one door closes, another one opens. Apparently, "they" have never been to jail.
  10. My New Years resolution is to stop procrastinating so much.
  11. I’ve got about as much self control as two rabbits on a first date!
  12. Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people.
  13. Indecisiveness is just mental constipation.
  14. My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out




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