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1. I bet Miley Cyrus is eating Twerky right now.
   
2. I just attempted to wash a paper plate if you wonder how much money I have available.
   
3. I believe pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens
   
4. Its all fun and games..until you get stuck on a level of candy crush!!!
   
5. Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.
   
6. I`m not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.
   
7. The only 2 things that I love and enjoy about being an adult is having sex and drinking alcohol.
   
8. Yes I stalk you, but only as a friend.
   
9. I`ve found the most effective way to get an attractive guy to fall for me is by simply using my charm... and then a stun gun.
   
10. Working on my 32 point plan to be more spontaneous. Any suggestions?
    
11. TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
    
12. It`s hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
    
13. So apparently the security guard at Kroger didn`t believe that life gave me that lemon.
    
14. Don`t sweat the petty things and don`t pet the sweaty things.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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