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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife.
  2. I hate it when I buy organic veggies but when I get them home I find out they are regular frosted donuts...
  3. Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pfft. I could think of like fifty reasons, I’m not falling for that.
  4. My definition of" Armed and Dangerous" is: a pissed off wife with a bottle of wine, and the credit cards.
  5. The recipe said "prick with a fork,",,,, but enough about me.
  6. The best part of waking up is.....wait, I didn`t think this through entirely.
  7. My friends were alway so nice. They were like "of course you`re not fat! Come on, grab two chairs and sit with us" :)
  8. So much to do and so few alibis.
  9. I heard she was born naked!! That slut!
  10. When I was a kid, I told my parents I was going to make something of myself. I think they are getting impatient.
  11. The song "Take me out to the Ballgame" is sung almost exclusively by people who are already at a ballgame.
  12. The phrase "use of the jerk-off motion is prohibited" has been added to our HR manual because of me. It`s like winning an award.
  13. My doctor said I should eat better. I told him, with what he charges, I’m lucky I eat at all.
  14. If we’re not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?




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