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1. I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
   
2. Business Plan: 1. Hold sign that says "Free Hugs" 2. Whisper during the hug, "it`s $50 to let go"
   
3. I handle stress the way cats bathe in water.
   
4. My friend sent his wedding invitation from Facebook Event. I sent him a gift from Farmville.
   
5. You’d think that with as much time as women spend looking at their ass in the mirror they would be able to reverse into a parking spot.
   
6. Adulthood – Pros: You can now eat ice cream in bed. Cons: This will somehow make you sadder.
   
7. And now it`s too hot outside to take down the Christmas lights
   
8. Anyone else find it odd that on Star Trek, when they say "to boldly go where no one has gone before", when they get there, they always meet someone?
   
9. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
   
10. I Hope I can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan.
    
11. I hate when I explain how awesome I am to someone and they pretend to not be impressed.
    
12. I’m always in a rush to get home so I can do absolutely nothing.
    
13. It would be funny if the husband is actually sleeping with the Jake from state Farm.
    
14. Ask not what your father can do for you, but what you can do for your father. Happy Fathers Day!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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