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1. People who live in glass houses must have to clean up a lot of dead birds.
   
2. Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
   
3. My life`s paradox: I love sleeping, but I never want to go to bed early.
   
4. Santa must be the bravest man around. Who else would let a bunch of deer pull them around in a sleigh during hunting season?
   
5. Woke up with my credit card lying on my keyboard. I can`t wait to see what drunk me bought sober me.
   
6. "Okay" means you`re in the clear. "K" means you`re better off not coming home. Fellas, you know what I`m talking about.
   
7. Somebody tell me how "Rub a dub dub, 3 men in a tub" became a nursery rhyme?
   
8. It`s always awkward the first time you hold hands with someone because they usually want to know who you are and why you just grabbed them.
   
9. Magic words that make my children disappear: 1) Bath time. 2) Who did this?!?! 3) When I was your age...
   
10. I wish I was important enough for my nudes to get leaked.
    
11. you can´t drink all day if you don´t start in the morning
    
12. You´re never too old to learn something stupid.
    
13. What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
    
14. I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night…he hypnotized 7 guys…then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled F*CK ME ... what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life
    
    
    
    
    
    

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