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1. Someone should use screen recording software to record an entire day’s worth of working on spreadsheets and post it to YouTube so that I can play it full screen and pretend like I’m working.
   
2. Guys... If the girl your getting down with doesn`t even have time to fake an orgasm..... It`s prob best you just make your sandwich
   
3. No, I would not like to know what fruit my body is shaped like.
   
4. About 110,000 people contract chlamydia each month, more than signed up for Obamacare. Obamacare is less popular than chlamydia.
   
5. Detroit and Chicago seem to be getting it right as of late. Limit all politicians to two terms. One in elected Office and one in prison.
   
6. It takes balls to be a man.
   
7. Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
   
8. Found out the name of my neighbor`s cat. In other news, I now have free internet.
   
9. When people ask for my advice, I advise them not to take my advice. That really screws them up.
   
10. Sometimes you have to flip out and go bat sh!t crazy to make a point.
    
11. Screw your recommended serving size. You don`t know me.
    
12. A homeless guy asked me for money today and I thought, sure, he’s probably just gonna spend it on booze and cigarettes. Then I remembered, that’s what I was gonna do, so we walked to the store together.
    
13. Please ignore this status, I am standing alone and I don`t want to seem like a total loner, so I am making it look like I am texting
    
14. The boss keeps talking about a company 401k … I don’t think I can run that far!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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