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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. To all the waiters out there: we don`t get impressed when you try to memorize our orders, we just get nervous.
  2. I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
  3. I believe pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens
  4. Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, should all acquaintance be forgot and somebody refill my wine.
  5. I love everyone these days... Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others, I`d love to punch in the face...
  6. It doesn’t matter what it is. It is automatically cool if it glows in the dark.
  7. At work, sometimes I secretly brew decaf coffee in the normal pot so that everyone else works at my pace.
  8. Relationships are like yard sales. They look good from a distance, but once you get there it`s just a bunch of sh!t you don`t really need.
  9. All i wanna know is how this website knew my name is Guest?
  10. I don`t have a police record ... but I think I do have a Sting cd around here somewhere.
  11. Where did all the people walking around with boomboxes in the 80s go? I`m concerned
  12. Whenever you`re feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!
  13. I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me.
  14. I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn.....it`s dead yarn now, though.




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