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1. I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side.
   
2. Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It`s like Facebook in real life.
   
3. I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution ... 1024×768.
   
4. I give myself the best presents.
   
5. Didn`t sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done.
   
6. I’m great at remembering names. I just don’t remember which one’s yours.
   
7. If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
   
8. Yes I stalk you, but only as a friend.
   
9. Nascar would be so more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
   
10. If I had a nickel for everytime I said, "If I had a nickel", I`d be rich.
    
11. Someone just called me normal, I`ve never been so insulted in all my life!
    
12. Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet....
    
13. Jealous women do better research then the FBI. True story.
    
14. Million dollar idea: A snooze button that lets you sleep longer the harder you hit it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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