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1. If I don`t make at least one person scream, "WTF" then my day is not done yet.
   
2. I`ll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn`t just put the dots in the shape of the actual letters.
   
3. For those of you wondering what it`s like to be married, I`m on day 3 of an argument I didn`t know I was having.
   
4. One of the greatest things about owning a dog is how happy they are to see you even though you just stepped out of the house for 30 seconds.
   
5. Happy 4th of July ... U can toss out the Christmas tree now
   
6. You know you`re getting old when one huge fart throws out your back.
   
7. I`m worried that my guardian angel is a crack head.
   
8. Sometimes there just aren’t enough curse words.
   
9. I`m going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at night.
   
10. I saw a cool bumper sticker on a back of a SUV . . . “Do you follow Jesus this close?”
    
11. Know what this salad needs? A Big Mac.
    
12. I know the light has changed twice people but I`m playing air drums until Moby Dick is over...sit back and enjoy the show please...
    
13. Sometimes, when I "like" your post, it`s because my touchscreen is too sensitive and I only meant to scroll by your ass. Sometimes. ;)
    
14. Do you think all the giraffes sit around and watch Margaret in Nebraska give birth?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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