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1. I`m still waiting for that fairly tale scene where the animals clean everything for me.
   
2. Sex with human, ok. Sex with cow, not ok. Grabbing cow titty, ok. Grabbing Karen in accounting`s titty, not ok. Apparently.
   
3. It’s a humbling moment when you realize your dog or cat has actually trained you to do something.
   
4. Why do guys go to bars to meet women? Go to Target. There`s like 10 women to each man and they`re already there looking for things they don`t need.
   
5. OK. If you`re so smart, what`s the answer to this question?
   
6. There are three kinds of people: Those who totally agree with my messages, those who kind of agree with me, and those locked in the trunk of my car.
   
7. Sometimes I mop the carpet just so my wife doesn`t ask me to help with stuff.
   
8. Day 1. I am thankful that I haven`t fallen into the trap of Facebook thankful status updates.
   
9. Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant.
   
10. If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport
    
11. Immature is just a word boring people use to describe fun people.
    
12. You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.
    
13. I`m motivated by a need to leave something meaningful in the world & a profound desire to shove it in the face of anyone who`s rejected me.
    
14. Now tell me how old your baby is in hours.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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