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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. What do you call a guy who makes "Woman in the Kitchen" jokes? Single.
  2. You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.
  3. The most misinformed people think they know all the facts.
  4. So I didn`t want to wake up this morning and go to work. It`s not that I don`t like my job, it`s just that I like being lazy more.
  5. The only people who care about my college degree are the college loan people.
  6. Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. ...We launch a bird into pigs!
  7. A boob job sounds like the best job in the world.
  8. I am convinced that Kellogg`s works for our Government and all that Snap, Crackle, Pop is CODE.......
  9. Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line.... *as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods.
  10. Everyone’s an optimist when it comes to their car’s fuel gauge.
  11. When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute.
  12. Cookies and porn are always better when they`re homemade!
  13. The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.
  14. My dad use to take me to the circus to see the clowns, freakshows and the bearded lady. Now... I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart.




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