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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. I’m going to start wearing a whistle around my neck, so I can call penalties on people who piss me off.
  2. Don’t text and drive. You don’t want “lol” to be the last thing you say before you die.
  3. Kiss her in the middle of her sentence so you don`t have to hear what she`s talking about.
  4. If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead. I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then.
  5. I just saw a 2 or 3yr old boy wearing a t-shirt that says, "if mom or dad wont buy it I`ll just sms grandma and grandpa"
  6. A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, unless that medicine is insulin.
  7. If the cigarette tax is meant to discourage smoking, is the income tax meant to discourage working?
  8. I don`t think America should elect a president in 2016. We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves.
  9. I`d like to test the theory that money can`t buy you happiness.
  10. That first kiss in the morning is so special, and the dog enjoys it too.
  11. Due to an unforeseen error during last night`s love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today
  12. Leaving the house on a Monday morning would be so much cooler if someone would yell "Aaaaand Action!" as I walk out the door.
  13. A word to the wise ain`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice.
  14. Bartenders are basically professionals that we hire to poison us very slowly in creative ways.




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