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1. My horoscope started with `are you sitting down?`
   
2. How could a man who is covered in tattoos be afraid of commitment?
   
3. We can operate a robot on another planet, but yet I`m still struggling to get this vending machine to take my wrinkled dollar.
   
4. I haven`t been drinking. I know what day it is. I didn`t lose my pants. This might be my car. I know how to drive. -Lies I`ve told to cops.
   
5. The next time someone asks me what I`m doing, I`m gonna reply "I`m breathing 2 stay alive how about u"?
   
6. Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets.
   
7. I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.
   
8. Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are?
   
9. There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
   
10. 24 hours in a day.. 24 beers in a case.. coincidence?
    
11. Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario & how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream.
    
12. The truth might set you free, but lying might keep you out of jail.
    
13. I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
    
14. Chillin: the art of doing nothing without being bored.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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