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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza
  2. The human soul weights 1.2 lbs. I know this because I weighed myself before and after I got to work.
  3. Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making.
  4. You can`t find happiness at the bottom of a beer ... Well no kidding, who is happy when their beer runs out?
  5. I`m so broke that I can`t even pay attention!
  6. If weed is ever legalized, I can`t wait to see the commercials...
  7. Guys if a woman shaves hers legs she wants you to touch them..... You just have to make sure she knows You.
  8. I hate that part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.
  9. Depression is just your body`s way of saying it needs more orgasms.
  10. Driving to work would be so much better if I didn’t always end up at work.
  11. A smart man washes his hands after he pees. A wise man doesn`t pee on his fingers.
  12. I would like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something.
  13. I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait....
  14. It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from “this is the best day ever” to “I want to stab every person on planet Earth.”




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