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1. I`ll drink enough for both of us, because I`m just a caring person.
   
2. I swear that logging in to Facebook has become the equivalent of opening the fridge door and staring inside even though you`re not hungry.
   
3. Why must the phrase, "It is none of my business" always be followed by, "but"?
   
4. Thinking about moving to Alabama just so I don’t have to scroll through all those other states when I sign up for websites.
   
5. If you think your wife has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes. Not the best idea a man ever had ;)
   
6. It`s just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name...
   
7. I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex.
   
8. 8 more days and I will finally get rid of last years Halloween candy.
   
9. props to the parent at the mall that walked up afterward to ask santa what his kid wanted lol
   
10. I dated this musician who used to play songs for me over the phone. Then I realized he was just putting me on hold.
    
11. A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say "I think we lost them."
    
12. My life is loosely based on a true story.
    
13. My room isn`t messy. I just prefer to have my favorite items on display.
    
14. No matter what I get, it’s impossible not to sound like a douche when saying my order at Starbucks.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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