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1. The problem with frozen yogurt is that it`s not ice cream.
   
2. Grocery stores could save me a lot of time and effort by adding an “All the stuff you can microwave” aisle.
   
3. The hardest part of the job interview is knowing the best moment to lean in for the kiss.
   
4. My wife was afraid of the dark......then she saw me naked.........now she is afraid of the light.
   
5. It has been scientifically proven that any woman can be satisfied with only 3 1/2 inches — and it doesn’t matter if it is Visa or MasterCard
   
6. Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.
   
7. slugs are snails that are going through a divorce
   
8. Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?
   
9. You don`t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
   
10. People be like… I will love you unconditionally on one condition.
    
11. Christmas time always make me blue :-(( and then red, then green, then oh wow.. presents...
    
12. To a cop, doing donuts in a parking lot has a whole different meaning.
    
13. Some people are grateful for the impact you made in their life…. It’s not me, I think you’re a pr!ck.
    
14. "Wow! That butterfly`s gonna be HUGE!" - First person to find a mummy
    
    
    
    
    
    

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