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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks.
  2. The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog.
  3. Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone.
  4. Sugar` is the only word in English that starts with `su` and sounds like `sh`. I`m sure of it.
  5. Sometimes to much to drink is never enough
  6. Weekends are like a orgasm.. It`s takes a lot to get there and when u finally do it`s over in no time
  7. The best part about living by myself is not having to explain a lot of things......a LOT of things.
  8. Heard Justin Bieber got arrested for drag racing. Sure it`s dangerous, but surely it isn`t against the law to run in high heels...
  9. You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
  10. I hate when I`m about to hug somebody really sexy and my face hits the mirror!!
  11. I start a lot of conversations with "goodbye" in hopes that I trick people into thinking we already talked.
  12. Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
  13. A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab.
  14. Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don`t understand how weather works.




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