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1. I was driving to work this morning and saw a bumper sticker that said, "Jesus is the answer." A few minutes later I saw another bumper sticker that said, "Who farted?" That was the best game of Highway Jeopardy ever!
   
2. Peyton Manning saw his shadow this morning...that means six more weeks of bad Papa Johns commercials.
   
3. I like having an ex ...it gives me something to do on Facebook at 3 in the morning.
   
4. I`ve found that the best web designers in the world are spiders.
   
5. If you don`t pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
   
6. A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder.
   
7. I just wanted to say thank you to all the people that have given me a reason to drink this Friday night.
   
8. Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I’ve done in my entire life.
   
9. I`d take Cap`n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren`t on his hat.
   
10. The dollar store needs to go ahead and open up a few gas stations.
    
11. Telling me to calm down is the easiest way to get me to tell you to go f*ck yourself.
    
12. Another funny thing about this status is when you finally realize that it talks about nothing? its all ready too late to stop reading. lol
    
13. It`s the weekend!!! I haven`t been this excited since my phone got stuck on vibrate.
    
14. I hope daylight savings time hasn`t thrown you off your schedule of doing nothing.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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