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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. To the people that post 15 pics of your kid everyday,your kid looks EXACTLY the same as they did ystrdy,and the day before,and the day before that
  2. Girl: What`s the plan, get me drunk and take advantage of me. Boy: Good, you`ve done this before
  3. Life rarely hands me anything. Am I in the wrong line?
  4. My imaginary friend is bullying me.
  5. I don`t just burn bridges, I drain the lake, fill it with concrete, and build a shopping mall on that bitch!
  6. I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
  7. I made a salad with red wine vinaigrette only I left out the vinegar and the oil and ok it`s just lettuce with wine all over it. Anyhoo, I`m drunk.
  8. I may or may not have just "Whipped my Hair Back and Forth".......
  9. Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic - Tacs.
  10. I`ve been told I`m doing exceedingly well in my exaggeration therapy class, I think it`s because I`ve been giving it 180 percent.
  11. Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
  12. If my jokes offend you: 1. I’m sorry. 2. It won’t happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You’re a wussy.
  13. If your online dating profile says "I don`t have sex on the first date" then that`s why you`re on a dating website.
  14. For a one-way mission to Mars, we should send a blogger. Not so they can blog about the experience, but so there`d be one less blogger.




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