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1. Marriage teaches you a lot about yourself. For instance, I`ve learned that I don`t need to use so many paper towels, and they`re expensive.
   
2. Thank God! the women with 3 boobs was a hoax... I just couldn`t wrap my hands around it....
   
3. Have you ever been so hungry you accidentally called someone sandwich?
   
4. Step 1: Remove food from packaging. Step 2: Throw out packaging Step. 3: Dig packaging out of trash to locate cook time, Repeat steps 2 & 3 as necessary
   
5. "I`m sorry" and "I apologise" mean the same thing...except when you`re at a funeral.
   
6. Isn`t it strange that bankruptcy attorneys don`t let you make payments....
   
7. People who say 45 minutes past the hour must be the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 month olds
   
8. whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
   
9. POLITICS; from `poly` meaning `many and `Tics` meaning blood-sucking creatures. Just sayin`
   
10. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember all the things I was suppose to do.
    
11. I hate it when people upload song lyrics as their status`s it reminds me of somebody i used to know
    
12. It`s all shits and giggles till someone giggles and shits
    
13. I wonder if monsters ever get scared that we might be hiding under their bed?
    
14. I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I`m murdered because I don`t want him to remarry
    
    
    
    
    
    

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