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1. Every time i see a person kneeling over tying their shoe, i run up behind them and hop over them to try and get a game of leapfrog going.
   
2. If my "friends" post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible.
   
3. 2 cops walk into a bar… I don’t know what happened after that. I got the f*ck out of there.
   
4. I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with "What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"
   
5. I am a little worried that every "evacuation route" sign is leading away from my house.
   
6. You`re not laughing out loud. You know it and I know it
   
7. Show me a bunch of people with type A personalities, and I`ll show you a control group.
   
8. If a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
   
9. Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
   
10. It was so cold today the local flasher was caught "describing" himself to women.
    
11. Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit.
    
12. mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that
    
13. Currently training for when they inevitably make drinking an Olympic sport.
    
14. Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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